Brown Skin Lady


Brown Skin Lady. Tuesday, July 27, 2004 BurntPancakes: oh, dood, what does white girl look like ANDYDOAN1: she got freckles ANDYDOAN1: she's alrite. has her moments BurntPancakes: thats cool BurntPancakes: freckles, super white...good job ANDYDOAN1: needs to trim down there BurntPancakes: oh god BurntPancakes: how bad ANDYDOAN1: BAD BurntPancakes: really BurntPancakes: huge? ANDYDOAN1: dolphins could get caught in there BurntPancakes: retro? ANDYDOAN1: phoebe cates retro BurntPancakes: wow. massive BurntPancakes: thats awesome...i hope you didnt have the cold ends rubbing agianst your nose ANDYDOAN1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANDYDOAN1: i physically feel sick ANDYDOAN1: i think this conversation's going on the blog BurntPancakes: that is awesome...phoebe "jungle" cates style BurntPancakes: so i am guessing you did have the cold ends ANDYDOAN1: why are you making me relive the moment? BurntPancakes: "why are these cold ends rubbing in my nose?" ANDYDOAN1: not cool man andycat stayed in the red at 1:33 PM Sunday, July 25, 2004 Saturday Night/ Sunday Morning. Even after showering and scrubbing myself down with coral, I still feel crusty. Both of them had cats. ugggggh. It ain't cool gettin down in cat hair. I think I need a flea dip. andycat stayed in the red at 9:50 PM Friday, July 23, 2004 Party with other grad school students last night. Drink Margeritas. Get invited to sit in spa with white girl. Strip down to our underwear. Drink more margaritas while inside spa. Get drunk. White girl makes a move. Reciprocate her move. Make out half-naked in spa. Drive home. Sleep. Hungover. Teach third graders right now. Watch movie with white girl tonight. andycat stayed in the red at 7:45 AM Monday, July 19, 2004 I do realize the blog-level is at an all time low. It's just a function of a schedule filled with work and school. School/ work being the input. Blog level being the output. Domain: (school, work) U [0, ~) Range: All real numbers. I don't think the above function makes mathematical sense. Could be a rational function. Yeah. Educational asymptotes get in the way. Southern California is fuckn on fire. You know it's hot out when you can point out certain body parts that are feeling the heat. Fool, is your elbow hot? That's all I have to say. andycat stayed in the red at 11:35 PM Wednesday, July 14, 2004 Ever seen a cute girl work at the oddest places? Like a gas station? I saw a really cute girl working at Home Depot. What do you say? Do you mention something about lugnuts to get the conversation going? Do you think really cute girls are into lawnmowers? It's not like you forget that you're in home depot when you're hitting on her. I think hardware should be mentioned. Hmmmmmmmm.... andycat stayed in the red at 7:35 AM Friday, July 09, 2004 THAT FIRST HOUR AFTER WORK ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON APPRECIATION POST It's a euphoric sensation. Why? Because you just got paid? Possibly. Because the man doesn't have control of your time for the next 60 hours? Absolutely. That first hour? You're nodding your head. Cheshire grin. You feel the vibe. Vibe with the style. Check 1-2. Check 1-2-3. No limits that first hour. You are instantly free upon leaving the office/ parking lot/ building. But you don't go straight home that first hour. You're feeling good, and purchasing something will only add to your euphoria. A CD. A T-shirt. I'm diggin this first hour. andycat stayed in the red at 1:02 PM Tuesday, July 06, 2004 Stark differences, preferences, and disagreements in this country can be attributed to the many cultures dwelling in it. People come here for the opportunity but what they witness is non-stop bickering. Can you feel the rat race? Can you feel the man forcing us to strive for material lust? In America, we strive to become more. The ditch digger and the burger flipper that our 4th grade teacher warned us about? He will still never amount to "nothing". We scrutinize his ass. He will never afford to buy a car. And he is told this. His self-esteem and morale hit bottom. He resorts to drugs to escape. He uses violence to be heard. Why? Because of greed. Greediness is the anti-virtue. I think there's something honorable about the rice farmer in Indonesia. He is a rice farmer. This is what he does. That's it. Nothing else. Doesn't want more. Doesn't need more. When his work day is over, he sits on the rice paddy terrace and enjoys the fruits of his own labor. There must be some inner piece that comes along with knowing what your profession will be for the rest of your life and accepting it. Here's some simple advice for you Andy: To achieve inner peace, try to finish all the things you've started. Well in that case... I'm gonna go home and finish my bottle of merlot, patron, kahlua, prozac, vanilla bean ice cream, and some cheesecake. That's what I like to call American inner peace. andycat stayed in the red at 12:08 AM Friday, July 02, 2004 Fiber. Ever take a dump and have to flush before you've finished? I have. Great feeling. The bowl is too full. There's no more water. It's almost as if you've beat the toilet. andycat stayed in the red at 7:42 AM	Exponential ESPN Cicely Daily Nexus Sneak Move Dodger Blues LA Times Food Network Growth AIM: ANDYDOAN1 E-Mail: adoan1@hotmail.com Decay 03.03 04.03 05.03 06.03 07.03 08.03 09.03 10.03 11.03 12.03 01.04 02.04 03.04 04.04 05.04 06.04 07.04 08.04 09.04 10.04 11.04 12.04 01.05 02.05 03.05 04.05 05.05 06.05 07.05 08.05 09.05 10.05 11.05 12.05 01.06 02.06 03.06 04.06 05.06 06.06 07.06 08.06 09.06 10.06 11.06 12.06 01.07 02.07 03.07 04.07 05.07 10.07 11.07 12.07 06.08