Brown Skin Lady.



Sunday, January 28, 2007

Having a lady friend makes me think about the importance of loving someone of the opposite sex.

Women need to feel loved in order to feel free, so witholding love from your significant other is like sentencing her to prison.

I think?

Having a lady friend also rehashes memories of previous relationships and how taxing the melodrama can be on your mindstate.

I mean how does it even get to that point?

Insecurities?

Jealousy?

Never again do I want to have those stupid discussions where it feels like you'll never speak again, so you just keep recycling the same conversation over and over and over because even a redundant conversation is beter that losing out on someone forever.

This is all.


andycat stayed in the red at 6:28 PM


Saturday, January 27, 2007

lack o' postings by the harbinger of the homie blog usually equates to opposing intense forces, no middle ground. so one must construe that the math gods have him running promethian errands 25-hours-a-day, his bookie is one dark alleyway away from breaking andycat's paws, his lady has him swen up tighter than a medeival sword wound, or there is a general dissolusionment brought on by lack of head-nodding music. therefore, throw this jam on the ipod, plug it into the envoy, and bang on soul brutha!

i am the man- nicolay featuring black spade


Turncoat Politician stayed in the red at 8:45 AM


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

I don't really think about much these days. Except for:

How delicious Trader Joes Mandarin Orange Chicken is.
Anything I could have ever casually said to a girl that made her want to kiss me.
Median-Median Lines.

That's truly it.

I work 12 hour days.

Sorry for the lack of updates.


andycat stayed in the red at 8:13 PM


Thursday, January 04, 2007

As an avid thoroughbred enthusiast, I pretty much know everything there is to know about horse racing.

This being the case, I see nothing wrong in taking my newfound lady friend to Santa Anita Park and seducing her with its dionysian pleasures:

Luxurious equine specimens. Check.

Mint Juleps. Check.

The fact that I will not have to work for a long time after hitting the pick 6 carryover. Check.

Lascivious thoughts of rolling around in my purse money with my date. Check.

Umm, nevermind.

I have no redeeming social value.


andycat stayed in the red at 9:15 PM


Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I've think I have driven somewhere in the neighborhood of 2500 miles over the course of the past 16 days. Which makes me believe I have fully utilized my winter break. Over the course of these 2500 miles, there have been some eccentric stops.

Waffle House in Arizona.

Roller Coasters at State Line.

Prime Rib at Harris Ranch.

Biscuit Sammies at Jack in the Box in Bakersfield.

Any avid roadie will tell you that the heart and soul of any roadtrip lies within its pit stops.

I also noticed that Tribe rhymes about nothing but ass...

C'mon take it easy wouldya, easy easy
I'm up in the gulley, that's when I am her Buddy
She told me pull her hair, I did, it drove her nutty
Filled up the hole like spackle or I mean putty


Keep it Rollin.


andycat stayed in the red at 11:40 AM