Brown Skin Lady

Brown Skin Lady.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Halloween is truly a performance.

And I'm curious to know what it is that people are conveying through this performance.

What are they communicating to each other, and what are they communicating to the outside world?

Rebellion against authority?

Carnivalesque behavior?

Anti-troglodytic senitments?

Perhaps deconstructing those wearing inflated sumo wrestling garb is unnecessary.

And perhaps quotacious quotes is in order:

"I have this sticky film over my body that I can shake off." -- Me, after sleeping on Little Italy couches.

"It's New York. And it's not leaving until you leave." -- Daven, on remedies for sticky films.

"That place smells like there was 8 dudes fucking in it." -- Connor, on Little Italy apartments.

"We drank wine. With shots of Tequila." -- Dave, on Friday happy hour activities.

"I have my friends. Pat and Ron." -- Daven, on certain spirits made from the agave plant.

"How many of those do we have?" -- Carlos, on digital photograph posing.

"I thought you hated your job." --Carlos, after seeing the photograph of the previous post.

"Roll your eyes and flip him off." -- Carlos, after Sepi kissed his girl.

"Your girl looks like Tia and Tamera from Sister Sister." -- Me, on certain resemblance.

"My girl is fine! Those girls are not." -- Sepi.

"Kobe will never win another championship" -- Neil, talking nonsensical jibberish.

"You just said that to the wrong group of people." -- Sepi, Carlos, Daven, and Myself...muggin.

"My bling has seen better days." -- Dave, on rusted playboy rabbit pendants.

"You just wanted to buy dickies." -- Dave, on Connor's Johnny Knoxville costume.

"You can't say anything after wearing the same thing for the past three years." -- Connor, on Dave's leisure suit.

"Isn't it surprising how normal she looks?" -- Carlos, on Veronica's chola-esque outfit.

"It's not really an issue for her. So it isn't for me." -- Chad, on Amazonian like symptoms.

"You two never broke character." -- Daven, on the Chadska P.D.A conglomerate.

"The whole spring street lounge turned and looked." -- Daven (I think), on inflated sumo-wrestling costume.

"I can stand to NOT use a drink." -- Dave, after Saturday night's debauchery.

"Smirnoffs?" -- Dave, 20 minutes later.

"He just threw a trash can at Vijay." -- Moat, on Connor's inebriated antics.

"That was reminiscent of Billy and Jimmy Lee." -- Me, on weapons used by certain double dragon characters.

"Starter-like" -- Connor, on the advertisement for the 49ers jacket he purchased on ebay.

What a weekend.

andycat stayed in the red at 5:36 PM

Sunday, October 22, 2006

I have a really unique group of kids who I teach. And I truly love them all.

andycat stayed in the red at 9:21 AM

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Best Tribe Record?

Midnight Marauders, no question.

Why? Because as much as I loved the previous People's Instinctive, and Low End Theory...MM was less on the jazzy side and more on the jeep-centric tip.

Bob Power was the sound engineer on this record and he seemed to discover the benefits of excessive bass. 808 kick! Snare! Boom! Bap!

(Enter Adam West.)

I'm delirious.

Girls love the jim/ because it causes crazy friction.
When it slides in/ it fluctuates the diction.

Who says I don't post anymore?

andycat stayed in the red at 5:34 PM

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Lakers Starting 5:

Smush, 1
Kobe, 2
Vlad, 3
Smokey, 4
Kwam-izzay, 5.

This LA sqaud is the most powerful starting 5 in recent memory.

Yeah, I said it.

Case in point: I'm watching the Lakers preseason game and there is no way Rashard Lewis can handle Kobe Bryant off the dribble, and Robert Swift cannot match up with Kwame Brown on the block. I am certain the Lakers will win the 2007 NBA O'brien Trophy.

Oh fuck.

This isn't preseason. This game two of the video game season in NBA Live 07.

And I think Ridnour just crossed-over Smush.

And I think I just lost.

This is going to be a long season.

andycat stayed in the red at 7:03 PM

Monday, October 02, 2006

I've never been to shea.

And I get mad when Carlos Delgado hits a homerun in MLB 2006 and that stupid gigantic pomaceous fruit lights up out of the earth. (That's the big apple for you peons.)

And I really don't like left fielder, Endy Chavez.

Only because when I first heard his name, I thought it was Andy.

Cool shirt though.

andycat stayed in the red at 8:04 PM