Brown Skin Lady

Brown Skin Lady.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Golden State Warriors are in the NBA playoffs. These are words that have not been formed into a coherent English sentence in the 21st century. When I think of GS, TMC comes to mind. But honestly...my favorite dude from those teams???

Terry Teagle.

His go to move was a turnaround jumper. The turnaround jumper was almost as unstoppable as the skyhook...and both have gone the way of the two-handed set shot. Nonexistent.

In other news, I just spent one week in Aruba.

She's radical.

andycat stayed in the red at 11:13 PM

Friday, April 06, 2007

I have a homework assignment due on Sunday:

Write an intricate love letter to the lady.

Understand that this is not an easy task because writing a love letter equals coming from the heart.

Which equals not talking nonsense.

Which equals problem.

Also understand that my Ralph Tresvant Sensitivity skills where in previous relationships I would have thought about new and creative ways to kiss her hand and erase her doubts have now evolved into thoughts about...

Mid-nineties Nic Cage action films!

The Rock
Con-Air
Face/Off

I might be able to discuss the awesomeness of these three films for about four hours.

But alas, homework needs to be done.

andycat stayed in the red at 11:52 AM

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

About 4 months ago, I took Power 106 off the presets in the Envoy. You too would commit such an audacious act of rebellion if you worked with teenagers all day.

This being the case, I recently stumbled across the Game/ Kanye collabo and what I proceeded to hear was fire burning through the Fosgate 10".

Would you be with Jay-Z, if he wasn't CEO/
Would you be with F-A-B-0, if he drove a NEO/
Would you ride with Neyo, if he was in a GEO/
Something something something, something something TREO.

Nothing says spring break 2007 like driving in an SUV down Sepulveda in the LA sun, rocking the stunners, and bumpin Game.

If I had a choice, all modern rap records would have
1. Clever Wordplay
2. Kanye Beats/ Dilla Samples
3. A spoof on Video Ho's.

andycat stayed in the red at 3:11 PM

Monday, April 02, 2007

Yes, I am alive.

Considering I don't have internet at home (i mean, i'm too cheap to pay $15,) activity on the World Wide Web is at an all time minimal. Family Guy/ Entourage viewing is up, however.

Sports Illustrated's baseball preview picked the Angels over the Dodger in this year's world series.

This being the case, I went to the annual pre-season freeway series between the two clubs.

What's new in Chavez Ravine in 2007?

Revamped Parking: In previous years, the only way to leave the parking lot was to major in Dodger Stadium Navigaton. Frank McCourt decided to add about an ant colony's worth of parking attendants, police escorts, and orange cones to direct the flow of traffic. (On a side note, I witnessed people getting busted for tailgating last thursday. Jesus.)

Ticket Prices: $6 still gets you in the top deck. $600 gets you dugout club. Would you rather sit next to drunk mexican, or drunk Alyssa Milano? (I choose the former.)

Trader Joes Advertisement: Not really new, because they were a sponsor last year...but I just need to mention that 2 of my most favorite 3 things in life are at 1 location; Trader Joes and Olmedo Saenz. If only McCourt could somehow simulcast HRTV.

Mike Lieberthal: He is the x-factor of this year's squad, much like Lofton was last year. (Also, I used Lieberthal in RBI baseball.)

All you can eat Right Field Pavillion: I just might have to fork over the $40 just once this year -- and not necessarily for the Dodger Dogs, or Plastic Cheese Nachos. I'm more amped on the endless supply of Chocolate Carnation Malt. I mean, who don't like eating with a wooden spoon?

My own personal goals?

Get on the Kiss Cam and then mount my girl in front of 56,000.

Catch three homeruns in BP.

Spring Break 2007!

andycat stayed in the red at 8:44 AM